Criminal Slang

I can’t get enough of these broads…

two. They remind me of the young ladies that I plan to chase girls I used to fantasize about when I wake up in the morning was young -the creative types with similar interests, excellent taste and a shot of street smarts. Did I forget to mention sexy? I must be trippin’!

First off, the not quite so Kid Sister of Flosstradamus’ J2K -regardless of being linked to the Mozart of the Turntables (A-Trak) got her Pro Nails did on the new Kanye mixtape -no favor necessary. Kid Sister is definitely on the escalator to success as depicted in the URB Next 100, and you need to get acquainted.

Not to be all up on her boobies but Lily Allen is my flavor of the week. She’s doing that countdown show on MTV that rarely bothers to play the whole music video on Tuesday -between 1 & 2pm to debut her new video LDN. I wonder if they’ll play more punky electronica grime like new wave broken beat like drum and bassy not dubby more like soulful kinda broken drum and bassy videos from here on out. I butchered the line and made it my own -sorry Alfie, but I’d like to have a go at your sister when your mum isn’t home. 

This kid used to work at a Bingo hall in Windsor (Ontario, Canada) before he got his walking papers from a clean gank move on Kim Mathers cellphone. It seems this young aspiring rapper (who ironically opened up for Obie Trice in 2006) was trying to get at Eminem and play some tracks for him, but Mr. Shady wasn’t having it.

What happened next is obvious. Scorned MC Kyle Spratt shot back with a diss track with snatches of his phone convos and allegations RE the following.

1. Kim Mathers had more than one gentleman caller in her SMS inbox.

2. Eminem does really poor voice disguises over the phone.

3. All he ever wanted was for Em to listen to his track.

After posting his opus, “Slim Sellout” on his requisite myspace page it was removed with pressure from the Detroit PD and reposted at the link above.

Switching gears for a minute, let me lace you up with some of that Danger Doom x Aqua Teen that recently found it’s way back into my rotation, & the new Lemar and Dauley, PrPS, Cheap Monday, Nike Dunk Hi deliveries at La Tienda Trece (Store13).